The Ambigram

Hey guys, Do you guys know what an ambigram is?

For those who don’t know... its a method of writing words which can be read in more than 1 kind.

For Example...

This word can be read right side-up and upside down.

Similarly… I created an ambigram(though not this perfect), atleast can be read in more than 1 kind similar to the previous one.

Howzzat????

Outsourced to US...

Guys, have you ever imagined how would it be if we are outsourcing to US? Wont that be cool, these guys have to learn 25 languages to support us.. hehehe

Out of that, imagin 1 language...
Read the Agent's statements in American accent. That will make it more interesting.

Disclaimer: All people who know good hindi... dont bother about the mistakes.. this call is NOT monitered.

AGENT: AAP KA NAME KAR..KA..KRADIK HAI KYA?
ME: KYA, MERA NAAM KRADIK NAHIN.. KARTHIK.TERE KO HINDI MAALUM NAHIN HAI KYA?
AGENT: MAAF KARIYE SAAB, GALTHI HOGUY..
ME: TEEK HAI SUN, MERA COMPUTER KAAM NAHIN KAR RAHA HAI..
AGENT: SIR, KOUNSA COMPUTER HAI SIR?
ME: (IN THE MOOD OF REVENGE) VO SAFFED WALA.
AGENT: (PISSED OFF) SIR, MEI VO NAHIN POOCH RAHA HUN, KOUNSA BRAND SIR...
ME: VO MEI SAMAJ GAYE, LEKIN, THUM LOG AISEYI KARTHE THE NA?
AGENT: MAAF KARIYE SIR, DUBARA AISE NAHIN HOGA.
ME: TEEK HAI, APUNKO EK ENGINEER CHAHIYE, ISKO TEEK KARNE KELIYE. AUR SUN, URGENTLY CHAHIYE, APUNKO GANA SUNNA HAI.
AGENT: (BREAKING HIS DESK) SIR, MAAF KARIYE SIR, THEEN DIN LAGEGA.
ME: KYA???, THEEN DIN, NAHIN, APUNKO GANA ABI SUNNA HAI. AISHWARYA RAI KA GANA, MAALUM HAI KYA?
AGENT: MAAF KARIYE SIR, MEI KUCH NAHIN KAR SAKTHE HAI..
ME: THUM LOGON KO AKKAL NAHIN HAI KYA? BAAR BAAR BOLNA HAI KYA SAALA.. ABI CHAHIYE MEREKO.. NAYI HAI THO MEI DOOSRA COMPANY DEKNA PADEGA.
AGENT: (COMPLETELY IRRITATED, GOES AND ASKS HIS MANAGER...)
AGENT: BOB, I'VE GOT A GUY WHO SAYS HE WILL SHIFT COMPANY IF WE DONT RESOLVE HIS ISSUE TODAY. WHAT DO WE DO?
MANAGER: HMM..., OK, NOWADAYS THESE GUYS HAVE GONE CRAZY..., JUST HOPE WE CAN GET BACK TO OUR GOOD OLD TIMES...OK.. RAISE THE PRIORITY FOR THAT GUYS ISSUE.
(AGENT COMES BACK)
AGENT: INTHZAAR KARNE KELIYE.. DHANYAVAAD, SIR, HUM LOG SAMAJ GAYE, AAPKA ISSUE BAHUTH BADA ISSUE HAI. ISLIYE MEI PRIORITY 1 DETHA HUN.
ME: USKE UPER KUCH NAHIN HAI KYA?
AGENT: SORRY...OOPS... MAAF KARIYE SIR, KUCH NAHIN HAI.
ME: TEEK HAI, SHARP DUS BAJE, ENGINEER IDHAR AANA CHAHIYE.. TEEK HAI?
AGENT: KOI BATH NAHIN SIR, HO JAYEGA...
(CALL ENDED)

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IF INTERESTING... COMMENT.

Beware of girls!!!

Hi Guys, Its been a long time since I had posted my last post. Here comes the next one.
Today 19th Aug 2005 is a day when a boy(with all freedom) would become a brother(Oh brother...).
Today is the day when you can expect the girl who you were interested in calling you "Anna" or "Bhaiya". Have a strong heart guys.
Imagine, you like a girl... thinking about her for days... hoping that you would tell her one day, and and suddenly you discover that girl in front of you telling you first before you do... Is'nt that great?, is'nt that heaven? But wait, she is in front of you to tie a "Rakhi"..Oh man.. She is making you her brother. Ohh........ Godddddddddddddd.....

But let me tell you some possible reasons why You endup like that..

1) Possibly you did not use AXE.
2) Or could be because you did not take her to a disc and make a big hole in your pocket.
3) Could be because you'r married(least possibility, but still...)
4) Or could be that you are present in front of your girl on the wrong day(thats today).

So from now on.. make sure you use these advice and make the most out of life...

Hallelujah!!!