Outsourced to US...
Guys, have you ever imagined how would it be if we are outsourcing to US? Wont that be cool, these guys have to learn 25 languages to support us.. hehehe
Out of that, imagin 1 language...
Read the Agent's statements in American accent. That will make it more interesting.
Disclaimer: All people who know good hindi... dont bother about the mistakes.. this call is NOT monitered.
AGENT: AAP KA NAME KAR..KA..KRADIK HAI KYA?
ME: KYA, MERA NAAM KRADIK NAHIN.. KARTHIK.TERE KO HINDI MAALUM NAHIN HAI KYA?
AGENT: MAAF KARIYE SAAB, GALTHI HOGUY..
ME: TEEK HAI SUN, MERA COMPUTER KAAM NAHIN KAR RAHA HAI..
AGENT: SIR, KOUNSA COMPUTER HAI SIR?
ME: (IN THE MOOD OF REVENGE) VO SAFFED WALA.
AGENT: (PISSED OFF) SIR, MEI VO NAHIN POOCH RAHA HUN, KOUNSA BRAND SIR...
ME: VO MEI SAMAJ GAYE, LEKIN, THUM LOG AISEYI KARTHE THE NA?
AGENT: MAAF KARIYE SIR, DUBARA AISE NAHIN HOGA.
ME: TEEK HAI, APUNKO EK ENGINEER CHAHIYE, ISKO TEEK KARNE KELIYE. AUR SUN, URGENTLY CHAHIYE, APUNKO GANA SUNNA HAI.
AGENT: (BREAKING HIS DESK) SIR, MAAF KARIYE SIR, THEEN DIN LAGEGA.
ME: KYA???, THEEN DIN, NAHIN, APUNKO GANA ABI SUNNA HAI. AISHWARYA RAI KA GANA, MAALUM HAI KYA?
AGENT: MAAF KARIYE SIR, MEI KUCH NAHIN KAR SAKTHE HAI..
ME: THUM LOGON KO AKKAL NAHIN HAI KYA? BAAR BAAR BOLNA HAI KYA SAALA.. ABI CHAHIYE MEREKO.. NAYI HAI THO MEI DOOSRA COMPANY DEKNA PADEGA.
AGENT: (COMPLETELY IRRITATED, GOES AND ASKS HIS MANAGER...)
AGENT: BOB, I'VE GOT A GUY WHO SAYS HE WILL SHIFT COMPANY IF WE DONT RESOLVE HIS ISSUE TODAY. WHAT DO WE DO?
MANAGER: HMM..., OK, NOWADAYS THESE GUYS HAVE GONE CRAZY..., JUST HOPE WE CAN GET BACK TO OUR GOOD OLD TIMES...OK.. RAISE THE PRIORITY FOR THAT GUYS ISSUE.
(AGENT COMES BACK)
AGENT: INTHZAAR KARNE KELIYE.. DHANYAVAAD, SIR, HUM LOG SAMAJ GAYE, AAPKA ISSUE BAHUTH BADA ISSUE HAI. ISLIYE MEI PRIORITY 1 DETHA HUN.
ME: USKE UPER KUCH NAHIN HAI KYA?
AGENT: SORRY...OOPS... MAAF KARIYE SIR, KUCH NAHIN HAI.
ME: TEEK HAI, SHARP DUS BAJE, ENGINEER IDHAR AANA CHAHIYE.. TEEK HAI?
AGENT: KOI BATH NAHIN SIR, HO JAYEGA...
(CALL ENDED)
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
IF INTERESTING... COMMENT.
Out of that, imagin 1 language...
Read the Agent's statements in American accent. That will make it more interesting.
Disclaimer: All people who know good hindi... dont bother about the mistakes.. this call is NOT monitered.
AGENT: AAP KA NAME KAR..KA..KRADIK HAI KYA?
ME: KYA, MERA NAAM KRADIK NAHIN.. KARTHIK.TERE KO HINDI MAALUM NAHIN HAI KYA?
AGENT: MAAF KARIYE SAAB, GALTHI HOGUY..
ME: TEEK HAI SUN, MERA COMPUTER KAAM NAHIN KAR RAHA HAI..
AGENT: SIR, KOUNSA COMPUTER HAI SIR?
ME: (IN THE MOOD OF REVENGE) VO SAFFED WALA.
AGENT: (PISSED OFF) SIR, MEI VO NAHIN POOCH RAHA HUN, KOUNSA BRAND SIR...
ME: VO MEI SAMAJ GAYE, LEKIN, THUM LOG AISEYI KARTHE THE NA?
AGENT: MAAF KARIYE SIR, DUBARA AISE NAHIN HOGA.
ME: TEEK HAI, APUNKO EK ENGINEER CHAHIYE, ISKO TEEK KARNE KELIYE. AUR SUN, URGENTLY CHAHIYE, APUNKO GANA SUNNA HAI.
AGENT: (BREAKING HIS DESK) SIR, MAAF KARIYE SIR, THEEN DIN LAGEGA.
ME: KYA???, THEEN DIN, NAHIN, APUNKO GANA ABI SUNNA HAI. AISHWARYA RAI KA GANA, MAALUM HAI KYA?
AGENT: MAAF KARIYE SIR, MEI KUCH NAHIN KAR SAKTHE HAI..
ME: THUM LOGON KO AKKAL NAHIN HAI KYA? BAAR BAAR BOLNA HAI KYA SAALA.. ABI CHAHIYE MEREKO.. NAYI HAI THO MEI DOOSRA COMPANY DEKNA PADEGA.
AGENT: (COMPLETELY IRRITATED, GOES AND ASKS HIS MANAGER...)
AGENT: BOB, I'VE GOT A GUY WHO SAYS HE WILL SHIFT COMPANY IF WE DONT RESOLVE HIS ISSUE TODAY. WHAT DO WE DO?
MANAGER: HMM..., OK, NOWADAYS THESE GUYS HAVE GONE CRAZY..., JUST HOPE WE CAN GET BACK TO OUR GOOD OLD TIMES...OK.. RAISE THE PRIORITY FOR THAT GUYS ISSUE.
(AGENT COMES BACK)
AGENT: INTHZAAR KARNE KELIYE.. DHANYAVAAD, SIR, HUM LOG SAMAJ GAYE, AAPKA ISSUE BAHUTH BADA ISSUE HAI. ISLIYE MEI PRIORITY 1 DETHA HUN.
ME: USKE UPER KUCH NAHIN HAI KYA?
AGENT: SORRY...OOPS... MAAF KARIYE SIR, KUCH NAHIN HAI.
ME: TEEK HAI, SHARP DUS BAJE, ENGINEER IDHAR AANA CHAHIYE.. TEEK HAI?
AGENT: KOI BATH NAHIN SIR, HO JAYEGA...
(CALL ENDED)
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
IF INTERESTING... COMMENT.
posted by Zeon at 6:01 AM
3 Comments:
good one machan....hope that it catches on and that one day, those jokers will be taking our calls.....anyway, hows the Pizza delivery going on?????/
Going good da machan... which area have you taken over... cardiff or Newcastle. Mine is Basingstoke.
er...what?
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