Friday, September 02, 2005

Got it my point?

Hi, guys, Think I'm getting things to blog quite often nowadays. Here comes another one.
In India, today how are the computer intitutes/consultancies run?(in terms of the faculties and the people who work there).

Here is a sample, happening in one of th leading institutes in Bangalore. Today When I went to my Java Training, my Faculty had an accident i nthe morning while coming, so a substitute(Who is also a trainner on java) was appointed to train for today. Good!! that they still kept the show going. there are some institutes who dont do that.

But the point is how did that guy speak... His communication skill was Eshtradinary.

This is how it began...

Trainer: Guys let ishtart...
We: !@#$%?
Trainer: Shince, its only the 2nd day, Lets see vat is Java...
Trainer(He): Java is a Langu-vage, its Dynamic, Robast, and secure. Got it my point?
.........
.........
.........
He: Peepuls, I will tell you is to vat is the properties to Java.
Java is Abestract (suppose to be Abstract)
In Java we can Encapsulate.
When it came to inheritance... the example that he gave me... I got zapped!!!

(As the name suggests... Its nothing but Inheriting properting of its parent class).
He: Peepuls, I will give you one eg-jampul.
.........

A son can inherit properties(habits) from his father. It is called inheritance...
But if a Son can inherit Properties from 2 Fathers...(oh man...) that is Multiple inheritance.
(Definitely, could have given a better example.)
He: When we call for request.. it will ready. (what will ready?)
We: @#$%&?!

Getting a little bit away from the topic...

He: Getting job will easy. No problem at all. I know a lot of reference... (then Why the f*** are you here?)
As you get it my point, you get it the job... very easy yaar...
You ishtart to pollow my... you will get it the job. No worries...

This went for 2 and 1/s hours. With all my temper deep inside...with a hope that my trainer will be back tomorrow.

If this is what we will get it... I will really have to think it.... :-)

3 Comments:

Blogger anwinj said...

cool. English may be the language right now. But remember that they are software trainers and not accent trainers. so leave it dude. maybe you shud learn kannada and ask him to teach you in kannada, hahahaha...

4:28 AM  
Blogger Naveen Roy said...

Yeah like Flaming Cyanide says there, yeah U better learn kannada...cant u see the poor guy is suffering?? And yeah machan, how about u make shome effortu tooo maake yu urselffu heardu?? no, dont ask me what!!!

5:17 AM  
Blogger Rajesh J Advani said...

So C++ is a liberal language but Java is a lot more orthodox?

*sigh*

I knew I should have picked C++

11:29 AM  

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